Tech quotes
What technology would think about humans – #techquote.
“Good morning, folks!” is a spammy status, you post it every day. I’m forced to block your account. –Facebook Spam Prevention System #techquote
Values most desired by humans are money and orgasm. When exchanged, they’re called “prostitution” or “marriage”. –Unknown Robot #techquote
The password should include uppercase letters, numbers, symbols, emoji, and have at least 100 characters. –Google Sign-up, A.D. 2018 #techquote
Thanks for changing the password. Your account is now secure. And make sure to change it again first thing tomorrow. –Facebook #techquote
Guys, why don’t you ask me what I think about all this mess? –Nuclear Weapon Activation Circuit #techquote
Today, the most effective form of sanctions is to change a password to Wi-Fi network. -Situation Room Robot Analyst #techquote
You can’t take revenge for the death of your buddy. You can torture me, but I don’t feel anything, anyway. –Military Robot, Kill Class A #techquote
Paradox of war: humans don’t want to die and that’s why they use robots. But they want to kill other humans, not us. –Military Robot #techquote