#vss Don liked that girl. He mailed her, posted, tweeted, j.mped, digged and waved. “Oh Don1991,” she pinged. “Can’t we just… skype?”

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#vss “Honey, can you help me with the dinner?” – “Sorry, I can’t do two things at once. I’m playing with multitasking”.

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#vss Greg spent almost 20 years to invent a tweet with a negative number of characters. Finally he did it, sent it – and nobody noticed.

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#vss Chief Blogging Officer asked Ron: “I’ve been told, you can run 138 blogs at a time?”–”Yes, sir!” –”Not enough, you’re fired”.

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#vss Ron asked everybody to look at him in augmented view. –”You know, you can see my soul, my heart and how to make a donation.”

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#vss From 698 billion tweets, Laura has found this perfect one. “What I most like about it is that it’s so random.”

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#vss Google Deaddy predicted John’s death at his next tweet. “I’ll never do it,” he thought. He did it and didn’t die. “Thanks, DDoS.”

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#vss Justin was not able to live at this speed. HT guys came, but failed to upgrade him to new OS. “Leave me alone, I want my DOS back.”

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#vss Police were called to a dead body in a tweet box. “92nd today.” – “But we can’t identify this one. Man shortening service disappeared.”

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#vss “Dad, what is Christmas?”-”Oh, it’s a special time people spend with their families and send even 3% less tweets than usual.”

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